What even how do you go from being the cutest human to THAT VOICE WHAT EVEN EVERYONE WATCH NOW
have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy
anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars
i’d take like 100 tbh
Me when I draw porn
why does this video exist
i dont know but it’s beautiful
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Every time I see Elizabeth i’s signature I get absurdly happy cause I just imagine her signing her name and doing a little twirly and then pausing and then adding a few more twirlies
“your majesty perhaps thats enough twirls” suggests William Cecil
“perhaps Im the motherfuckin queen” suggests elizabeth and adds 6 more
Fabulous queens and their fabulous dresses (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
I SET MY RINGTONE TO LEMONGRAB SAYING ‘UNNACCEPTABLE’ AND I WAS LISTENING TO RADIOACTIVE AND THIS HAPPENED AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING JESUS CHRIST
I AM SO DONE I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING JEEZ CRYING HERE I CAN’T
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”
The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
welcome to the english language
middle school vs high school
This is what I do with my evenings
oh. my. god.
i hope you all know that my mom passed by and asked me if i finished my homework and i said “yea im doing it right now” and she came over to my computer and i closed it before she saw and then she thought i was watching porn and told me to open it so i did and i think she’s even more disappointed with my life now
You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.
It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.
The thing has engines in it’s wheels.
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.
Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.
That means the bitch repairs itself.
Oh and that badass window and windshields?
It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive.
White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.
THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.
why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know
I hate driving but hot damn I would live in that car
what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014
"There are two things I want to do. I want an American cheeseburger, and the other…" (Iron Man, 2008)
demiksmith asked: So I have a hypothesis that someone in the avengers would hoard all the horrible merchandise that's made. My money's on Clint. Thoughts?
Coulson of Clint.
He goes to San Diego Comiccon now to get all the horrible bootleg Hawkeye merch.
Darcy comes along to commission reprehensible art of the man in question in various states of undress, what she terms ‘naked boy with bow.’ She does this with a great sense of joy, even before she sells them to Phil at inflated prices.
Phil says he’s burning them. Darcy likes having blackmail.
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