“Starting to root for this guy” as in “They sent me to kill her and I made another call” kind of root for this guy? Did he and Coulson make a deal after the whole whoops-Black-Widow-is-now-an-asset-sorry-Coulson deal where Coulson made Hawkeye promise to tell him when he started rooting for the person he was supposed to shoot in the head? How many times has this been a problem for Hawkeye? Is he, like, known in SHIELD for being the agent who might adopt the target you sent him to kill?
I firmly believe that this is what happened with him and Natasha. Like, Fury gives Clint the order, the next thing he knows Barton’s dragging Natasha in being like BOSS CAN I PLEASE KEEP HER I PROMISE TO CLEAN UP ANY BODY PARTS SHE LEAVES LYING AROUND PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEASE
happy dean winchester is saved day!!
because the writers may have forgotten about the handprint, but i’m sure these two haven’t
i just rolled back onto karo to inform you all that last night i made a joke talking to my mum about toasting at my brother’s wedding basically “to lesbians” and like it was mixed in with several other jokes of the same variety and she just legitimately came out and was like “but you should talk to them about coming out at their wedding” and like what the fuck seriously? i don’t even know like she kinda realized as soon as I was like “i’m not gonna know like 90% of the people there” but just wth
Q: Do I have to kill the snake?
A: University guidelines state that you have to “defeat” the snake. There are many ways to accomplish this. Lots of students choose to wrestle the snake. Some construct decoys and elaborate traps to confuse and then ensnare the snake. One student brought a flute and played a song to lull the snake to sleep. Then he threw the snake out a window.
Q: Does everyone fight the same snake?
A: No. You will fight one of the many snakes that are kept on campus by the facilities department.
Q: Are the snakes big?
A: We have lots of different snakes. The quality of your work determines which snake you will fight. The better your thesis is, the smaller the snake will be.
Q: Does my thesis adviser pick the snake?
A: No. Your adviser just tells the guy who picks the snakes how good your thesis was.
Q: What does it mean if I get a small snake that is also very strong?
A: Snake-picking is not an exact science. The size of the snake is the main factor. The snake may be very strong, or it may be very weak. It may be of Asian, African, or South American origin. It may constrict its victims and then swallow them whole, or it may use venom to blind and/or paralyze its prey. You shouldn’t read too much into these other characteristics. Although if you get a poisonous snake, it often means that there was a problem with the formatting of your bibliography.
Q: When and where do I fight the snake? Does the school have some kind of pit or arena for snake fights?
A: You fight the snake in the room you have reserved for your defense. The fight generally starts after you have finished answering questions about your thesis. However, the snake will be lurking in the room the whole time and it can strike at any point. If the snake attacks prematurely it’s obviously better to defeat it and get back to the rest of your defense as quickly as possible.
Q: Would someone who wrote a bad thesis and defeated a large snake get the same grade as someone who wrote a good thesis and defeated a small snake?
Q: So then couldn’t you just fight a snake in lieu of actually writing a thesis?
A: Technically, yes. But in that case the snake would be very big. Very big, indeed.
Q: Could the snake kill me?
A: That almost never happens. But if you’re worried, just make sure that you write a good thesis.
Q: Why do I have to do this?
A: Snake fighting is one of the great traditions of higher education. It may seem somewhat antiquated and silly, like the robes we wear at graduation, but fighting a snake is an important part of the history and culture of every reputable university. Almost everyone with an advanced degree has gone through this process. Notable figures such as John Foster Dulles, Philip Roth, and Doris Kearns Goodwin (to name but a few) have all had to defeat at least one snake in single combat.
Q: This whole snake thing is just a metaphor, right?
A: I assure you, the snakes are very real.
you know, I get that post that said saying “Genie you’re free” is suicide ideation and a bad thing and I don’t necessarily disagree but I realized something: If you or anyone else wants to put a fucking happy thought out there with "Genie you’re free" then you fucking go for it. Because believing death is freedom may be a kind of suicide ideation, but that doesn’t make it a bad thing. It’s a hopeful thing, okay.
Blood is red.
Oblivion is blue.
There’s what I believe.
And then there’s you.
It’s shark week
Yeah Simon, you did fucked up.
I just really want Kieren to comment on the fact that his boyfriends keep wanting to kill him like don’t break up with Simon ever because 3’s a pattern and you don’t want that, Kier honey.
Trying to come off as a casual fan by calling him Captain America instead of Steve
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
like four days ago i went through and closed a shitton of tabs cause i had like 40+ open for like weeks so i saved some to bookmarks or read laters or just closed them but now i have like 40+ open again already
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