adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!
im really clueless so please spell out very obviously exactly how you feel in full detail or i will constantly be worrying about how much you hate me
i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel
just girly things
while we’re pretending.
the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective
hand hand river dirt gollum hobbits pockets pockets finger envelope fire hand neck neck finger hobbits neck neck neck pocket finger LAVA
Goal: I want to write so well you forget it is erotica. But then a second later you remember because of your boner.
I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”
I can’t even hear what this dude’s saying but look at how ineffectually angry this bird is.
I adore barn owls
Here is a man who loves his job, and an owl who just doesn’t appreciate him. Not one little bit.
I’M GONNA BE OKAY I’VE GOT PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME EVEN WHEN I DON’T REALLY DESERVE IT I’VE GOT THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO AND PEOPLE TO LOVE AND DOGS TO PET AND RAIN TO LISTEN TO AND I’M GONNA BE OKAY WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY
Cartoon Bully Stereotype Collection
Spiral Staircase in Peles Castle, Romania
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap
Look at my nails omfg
How did you take that photo?!?
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