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justicespank:

georgebushmpreg:

5 out of 5 homosexuals are gay

I’m gonna need a source on this.

sakuraa:

adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!

Tagged: don't roll your eyes!why is that such a thingdo you know how rarely i roll my eyesalso stop trying to translate my expressionbecause you will translate it wrongunless i am smiling i look really fucking pissed apparentlyand if you decide i'm angry based on my expressioni'll get fuckin angry

Source: sakuraa

proctalgia:

im really clueless so please spell out very obviously exactly how you feel in full detail or i will constantly be worrying about how much you hate me

Tagged: only nanny has managed to convince me that she doesn't hate mewobblynannygoateveryone else I am constantly concerned

Source: proctalgia

draumstafir:

rogerrrs:

i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel

just girly things

Source: ruffaloh

asofteravenger:

while we’re pretending.

asofteravenger:

while we’re pretending.

Tagged: these get more amusing every time i see onesteve rogersbucky barnesthe avengersaka the only thing i know all the names from

billywick:

daverdad:

the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective

hand hand river dirt gollum hobbits pockets pockets finger envelope fire hand neck neck finger hobbits neck neck neck pocket finger LAVA

Source: daverdad

writingdirty:

Goal: I want to write so well you forget it is erotica. But then a second later you remember because of your boner.

Source: writingdirty

shipssabriel:

I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

Source: stridermayorfeels

naturepunk:

vivzie-pop:

birdologist:

I can’t even hear what this dude’s saying but look at how ineffectually angry this bird is.

I adore barn owls

Here is a man who loves his job, and an owl who just doesn’t appreciate him. Not one little bit.

Tagged: i laughed so hard the first time i watched this i summoned an audiencei was likecryingi don't even knowit's just so fucking funnyhe's so fucking angryhe is just the angriest owlahmahgah

Source: birdologist

2wentysixletters:

I’M GONNA BE OKAY I’VE GOT PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME EVEN WHEN I DON’T REALLY DESERVE IT I’VE GOT THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO AND PEOPLE TO LOVE AND DOGS TO PET AND RAIN TO LISTEN TO AND I’M GONNA BE OKAY WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY 

Source: 2wentysixletters

sarah762:

Cartoon Bully Stereotype Collection

Tagged: fuck blondesall of themsays the blonde

Source: sarah762

creativehouses:

Spiral Staircase in Peles Castle, Romania

creativehouses:

Spiral Staircase in Peles Castle, Romania

Tagged: going up or down these would make me want to travel back in timeand sock the architect in the mouthwith a literal sackfull of fucking nailsbut wow those are super pretty

Source: creativehouses

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

Source: jaclcfrost

trashboat:

i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap

Source: trashboat

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

image

Source: theawesomeadventurer