One Smart Clog

striderfatigue:

*Puts brief case down on the table and takes off glasses very seriously* “So about that AU we discussed that one time.”

(via groovyfass)

aresnakesreal:

this should not be as funny as it is

(via groovyfass)

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

(via lordalsion)

40 Questions — Meme for Fic Writers

mydwynter:

rointheta:

  1. Describe your comfort zone—a typical you-fic.
  2. Is there a trope you’ve yet to try your hand at, but really want to?
  3. Is there a trope you wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole?
  4. How many fic ideas are you nurturing right now? Care to share one of them?
  5. Share one of your strengths.
  6. Share one of your weaknesses.
  7. Share a snippet from one of your favorite pieces of prose you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.
  8. Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.
  9. Which fic has been the hardest to write?
  10. Which fic has been the easiest to write?
  11. Is writing your passion or just a fun hobby?
  12. Is there an episode above all others that inspires you just a little bit more?
  13. What’s the best writing advice you’ve ever come across?
  14. What’s the worst writing advice you’ve ever come across?
  15. If you could choose one of your fics to be filmed, which would you choose?
  16. If you only could write one pairing for the rest of your life, which pairing would it be?
  17. Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order?
  18. Do you use any tools, like worksheets or outlines?
  19. Stephen King once said that his muse is a man who lives in the basement. Do you have a muse?
  20. Describe your perfect writing conditions.
  21. How many times do you usually revise your fic/chapter before posting?
  22. Choose a passage from one of your earlier fics and edit it into your current writing style. (Person sending the ask is free to make suggestions).
  23. If you were to revise one of your older fics from start to finish, which would it be and why?
  24. Have you ever deleted one of your published fics?
  25. What do you look for in a beta?
  26. Do you beta yourself? If so, what kind of beta are you?
  27. How do you feel about collaborations?
  28. Share three of your favorite fic writers and why you like them so much.
  29. If you could write the sequel (or prequel) to any fic out there not written by yourself, which would you choose?
  30. Do you accept prompts?
  31. Do you take liberties with canon or are you very strict about your fic being canon compliant?
  32. How do you feel about smut?
  33. How do you feel about crack?
  34. What are your thoughts on non-con and dub-con?
  35. Would you ever kill off a canon character?
  36. Which is your favorite site to post fic?
  37. Talk about your current wips.
  38. Talk about a review that made your day.
  39. Do you ever get rude reviews and how do you deal with them?
  40. Write an alternative ending to [insert fic title] (or just the summary of one).

Drop a number in my Ask, and let’s see what answer I come up with.

(via jinglebell-fic)

midbloods:

If I’ve ever called you

  • Nerd
  • nerdlord
  • wow what a dweeb
  • dweebasaurus rex
  • meme squad
  • gay as heckie
  • fuckin weeb

its a clear sign that there’s a place deep in my heart for u

(via theweinersolider)

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

(via theappleppielifestyle)

handjob:

getting that look from your parents when your sibling curses

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(via lordalsion)

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

(via lordalsion)

ladysybil:

girls don’t like boys girls like bisexual steve rogers headcanons

(via theappleppielifestyle)

ever notice how people say suicidal teens just want attention, but they’re so quick to make it about themselves

i’d be sad if you were gone

why does no one ever say

i’m happy when you’re here

memorableurlhere asked: Is "Dickbitch Motherfucker" gender neutral? Because if so Im going to use it on everyone and thing.

findchaos:

whowasntthere:

Of course it is! 

Friends, enemies, subs, lovers, cats, spouses, particularly tricky cans to open, anyone! It doesn’t matter! 

Anyone, anything can be…

A Dickbitch Motherfucker…! 

Now go out there and wield your awesome new power.

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