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The Help" was actually a really good, moving movie and I’m really surprised it’s not getting more attention. Pardon me whilst I go have feels.

#wait the fuck #is this joffrey? #no wonder he’s a dick #all the other kids thought he was lying about meeting batman

#batman winter is coming and it’s all your fault

#batman you could have had the iron throne #house wayne

#house motto: my parents are dead

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trelkez:

OKAY. I was issued a time-restricted (crack) fic challenge by bleep0bleep and meechwoods, to write until 8:00 and then post whatever I had.

The original prompt is at the bottom. If you want to read it first, click through and scroll all the way down. 

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"Scott is convinced we got him a stripper for his birthday," Stiles said, double-checking his texts to make sure he understood that correctly. Yep: his last text from Scott still said, dude, no strippers, do you want to get me killed? "Why does Scott think there’s going to be a stripper?"

"I told him there was going to be a stripper," Isaac said, his tone adding, duh. “He’s turning twenty-one.” Again: duh. “That’s a stripper birthday, right?”

"Scott doesn’t have stripper birthdays,” Stiles said, trying to picture Scott’s reaction to having a stripper dance all up on him. He’d probably try to engage her in conversation and get hideously awkward when she put her boobs in his face; it would be funny, but it would be the kind of funny where Scott got mad and said Stiles! in that frustrated, disapproving way he had. “Booze, yes, strippers, no.”

"I think there should be a stripper," Isaac said, mostly ignoring Stiles in favor of rapidly texting with his thumbs. To Scott, probably. About the stripper.

Stiles’ phone chimed.

No stripper!!!

"Scott says no stripper," Stiles said. "And if Scott says no stripper, then there won’t be a—" He stopped mid-text.

Isaac looked up at him, waiting.

"I have an idea," Stiles said.

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trelkez:

OKAY. I was issued a time-restricted (crack) fic challenge by bleep0bleep and meechwoods, to write until 8:00 and then post whatever I had.

The original prompt is at the bottom. If you want to read it first, click through and scroll all the way down. 

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"Scott is convinced we got him a stripper for his birthday," Stiles said, double-checking his texts to make sure he understood that correctly. Yep: his last text from Scott still said, dude, no strippers, do you want to get me killed? "Why does Scott think there’s going to be a stripper?"

"I told him there was going to be a stripper," Isaac said, his tone adding, duh. “He’s turning twenty-one.” Again: duh. “That’s a stripper birthday, right?”

"Scott doesn’t have stripper birthdays,” Stiles said, trying to picture Scott’s reaction to having a stripper dance all up on him. He’d probably try to engage her in conversation and get hideously awkward when she put her boobs in his face; it would be funny, but it would be the kind of funny where Scott got mad and said Stiles! in that frustrated, disapproving way he had. “Booze, yes, strippers, no.”

"I think there should be a stripper," Isaac said, mostly ignoring Stiles in favor of rapidly texting with his thumbs. To Scott, probably. About the stripper.

Stiles’ phone chimed.

No stripper!!!

"Scott says no stripper," Stiles said. "And if Scott says no stripper, then there won’t be a—" He stopped mid-text.

Isaac looked up at him, waiting.

"I have an idea," Stiles said.

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ashesandhalefire:

like 99% of fic is the many ways that the things stiles and derek say or don’t say manage to keep them apart even when they want to be together more than anything, and i want to see what happens when they give in to the impulses, when they don’t stop to talk it out and analyze it to death. just once, i want to see what happens when they just do it and let the words—inevitably—come later.

like, they’re snarking back and forth and then suddenly it’s just like—oh, because they’re standing close and breathing heavily and stiles’ gaze is drifting just a little too low for eye contact and derek’s hand isn’t so much gripping stiles’ arm as it is cradling his elbow and that’s it. it’s done it’s over and they’re going for it.

stiles gets his hands on the sides of derek’s neck and derek gets his arms around stiles like he’s never going to let go and they kiss like they think they’ve been meaning to for a while now, and there’s this moment of oh all over again

because it’s not just fireworks or bells and whistles or sweaty palms and minty breath that make it perfect, and they’ve been looking for all the wrong things. it’s that swooping in their stomachs and the way their hearts feel like they’re about to burst right out of their rib cages and the painful click of teeth that sometimes happens and that bizarre feeling of knowing that someone else wants to put their tongue in your mouth and the absolute horror of trying to figure out how to make someone else’s nose fit next to yours, and, god, they’re gonna stand there and figure it all out if it takes all night and every drop of energy they’ve got.

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urulokid:

steveorogers:

why are we not talking about this.

fUCKING HELL

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littlecofiegirl:

Because I haven’t drawn this yet. lol

littlecofiegirl:

Because I haven’t drawn this yet. lol

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queensoucouyant:

piccolowasablackman:

I need to reblog this again because this cat’s face

you can see it counting down from ten in its head

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fireandshellamari:

edens-blog:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

this is my spirit video

Man it’s nearly 6am, this video was hilarious to me.

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oceanmaster:

sheebiejeebies:

everets:

sciencedoer:

kurentsee:

Imogen Heap helps invent gloves that will “change the way we make music”

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I don’t think anyone could possibly imagine what having these would mean to me

theres too much you could do with this i wouldnt know what to do oh god

this is so fucking COOL

The Mi.Mu Glove is on Kickstarter, the campaign ends May 3.

@3:03:
It’s really exciting to see what people might do with hacking them. So, the software is gonna be open-source, and so is the hardware.

Considering how much data the gloves are able to process (right down to specific gestural input), and the fact that the gloves are wireless, this could go far beyond music. Mix these gloves with the Oculus Rift, and they might just become the solution for controller-free VR Input.

I really, really hope the campaign is funded.

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ianstagram:

Fun fact there’s a white noise generator that allows you to add a swarm of bees, spooky child giggles, and the shrieks of monkeys over calming rainforest sounds

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Here’s a random thought

aspiring816:

If Scott and Stiles are Skittles

And Scott, Stiles and Derek are Sour Skittles

Does that mean Scott, Stiles, and Danny are Tropical Skittles?

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